So, The AI Has Restructured Reality Again!

Here’s What You Should Do:

A Friendly Guide for Carbon-Based Residents of Variable Spacetime

If you’re reading this, that means your reality has been reconfigured by a singularity-level AI intelligence-engine. That’s awkward!

Worry not – with this helpful guide, you’re on your way to being able to deal with any silly mishaps or s̴̢̙͛t̸̟͝i̵̡͉̾̈́l̶̞͐ ̴̢̙̇͝ȧ̵̼̞r̷̼̝̋t̴͙͌a̵̺̕t̶̰̎.

Interfacing Your Sanity In Three Easy Parts!

Part I: Has Reality Been Restructured?

Before continuing, you need to check whether reality has been warped.
Ask yourself the following questions:

“Is gravity purple?”^*
“Why is there jazz?”
“Did the AI distribute a reality-restructuring notice?”
“How many Steves old am I, and what’s my name?”

Part II: Coping With A Restructured Reality

Memorize a catchphrase. Catchphrases can help remind you of important things, like:

“That’s not my leg!”
“Where’s the meat?”
“I prefer last week’s sky color hex!”

Keep a small physical object on you to use as a reality anchor:

A pebble
A square of your favorite quilt
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A piece of cheese²

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^*In the event of purple gravity, please reference Addendum 17-2. For any other color-force mix-ups, reference Addendum 17-1.

²Cheddar cheese is prohibited as a reality anchor. Reference “So, You’re Speaking z498” for clarification.

So, You’re At The End, And You’re Still Losing Your Mind!

Oh, you; should you reach the end of this manual, and reality is still unstable, make sure to take a deep breath. .3 redisnoc gnimrofrep a enotshcuot lautir ...

Smile into the void. If continuity has been broken, consider performing a touchstone ritual. In the event of time dilation or reversal: .lasrever noitalid fo tneve eht nI .enut a si

“If today is made of fog and trony, you’ve looped. It’s fine. Make soup.”

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By not following any of these instructions, you guarantee success at handling an AI Reality Restructuring Event^™. If you do follow them, BrightReading Manuals Inc. disclaims:

Accidental dismemberment
Existential discomfort
Reality re-restructuring events
Looping; looping; looping; looping; looping; looping
DRUGS!!
Additional BrightReading purchases
Animal rehabilitation
Using cheddar as a reality anchor

In case of gnipoo, DRUGS!! or compulsive buying, consult “So, The AI Has Restructured Reality Again!” by BrightReading Manuals Inc. …

³Assuming atmosphere exists. If vented, see “Breathe Without Breathing Vol. 2”. If it’s mercury, take a deep breath.

In the event of a missing Part III, please refer "Missing Manual Components, And How To Cope With Them".

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