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Subject: This Week’s Weed-Trimming Run / Status of Steve

Posted by: JD5000_HAMMER (Sgt. John Kessler, 27th TM, Ret.)
Date: 2560.07.02 06:13 TST
Status: Archived (Leaked 2561.02.14 - Class IV Breach)

HEY EVERYONE...

I'VE JUST ABOUT HAD ENOUGH OF THIS PLANT NONSENSE....
TIME TO GET THE 'OLE JOHN DEERE 5000 OUT......
YOU KNOW HOW FINICKY THOSE 34 STROKE HYPER-ENGINES ARE.......

BUT AIN'T NOTHING A LITTLE COOKING OIL CAN'T FIX HAR HAR.......

IS STEVE GONNA GO ON THIS WEEK'S WEED-TRIMMING RUN??????

THANKS.....

– JOHN
27th Terran Mowers, DAD DIVISION, 2560 - PRESENT CE
Sector 0x838 HOA Block Captain, 2554 - 2560 (Sector 0x838 Destroyed)
25 Years of Service - HONDA